Sayings- just a jot for the day

Discussion in 'Taking a Break From Flooring' started by Mike Antonetti, Apr 19, 2019.

  1. JayP

    JayP Pro Member

    A friend of mine likes to say you don’t need to increase your income, you need to adjust your budget.
     
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  2. Mike Sliwinski

    Mike Sliwinski The Doctor Is In I Support TFP Senior Member

    Budget !..... " the furniture was so heavy, I couldn't Budget " ;) :p
     
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  3. It’s gonna get worse before it gets better.
     

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  4. Chris 45

    Chris 45 Director of P.R. on some deserted island. I Support TFP

    First time it’s a mistake. Second time it could be a mistake but now I’m paying attention. Third time, it’s you.

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  5. Mark Brown

    Mark Brown On The Surface Flooring I Support TFP

    i remember meeting my journeyman every day for work. I use to take the bus, then a train then walk my fat ass a few blocks to home depot. About once a week i would ring him on the payphone outside the place and let him know that if was gonna keep being late he would have to find a new job. Funny, he never saw the humor in it.
     
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  6. When the horns doesn’t get their attention, sometimes you gotta grab the bull by the balls!
     
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  7. Real Men use power tools!
     
  8. Chris 45

    Chris 45 Director of P.R. on some deserted island. I Support TFP

    An old man told me a long time ago ‘Work smart, not hard. Electricity is your friend’.
     
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  9. “You move just like me”!
    Plumbing supervisor stopped by to look at a water leak caused by a propane gas line installation, they drilled through the drain line. Anyway, he got out of his truck said his knees hurt and the weather was his reply. I appreciate someone else who’s been through the trenches instead of these healthy young kids doing the easy jobs.
     
  10. Mike Sliwinski

    Mike Sliwinski The Doctor Is In I Support TFP Senior Member

    I'm constantly writing down ' self help ' thoughts, hoping
    they will get through my thick scull one of these days :p

    How's this one ? R E S P O N D !

    Respond is a Relentless, Effort, Seeking, Peace, Over, Need, to Defend.

    Peace
    Mike
     
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  11. Everything that could possibly go wrong please occur so I can move on with progress.

    Stihl concrete saw, wrong bulb primer the Stihl dealer (rental center) gave me. Took me two hours to find. Everyone’s closed on Saturday after 4,& Sunday. Another tool down for repair. Then I just riveted a clamp on backward after trying to self tap unsuccessful.
     
  12. Chris 45

    Chris 45 Director of P.R. on some deserted island. I Support TFP

    Minimum wage, minimum effort
     
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  13. Jim McClain

    Jim McClain TFP Owner/Founder Administrator

    Pleasing everyone is impossible.

    But pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. :D
     
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  14. I don’t get rid of money because I hate it, I just love spending it.
     
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  15. My weekends are not made for working on broken equipment!
     
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  16. Is it asbestos ? Yes Sir, it “as best as” I can do
     
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  17. Mark Brown

    Mark Brown On The Surface Flooring I Support TFP

    Bad mike, Bad LOL
     
  18. kylenelson

    kylenelson You'll find me on the floor I Support TFP Senior Member

    I’m guilty of loving terrible puns.
     
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  19. Mark Brown

    Mark Brown On The Surface Flooring I Support TFP

    YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
    The truth is out there....
    I like turtles
     
  20. Chris 45

    Chris 45 Director of P.R. on some deserted island. I Support TFP

    If you don’t finish high school, you can finish concrete. - Mark Brown

    I’ve been using this a lot lately so I figured it was time to give @Mark Brown credit where credit is due.
     
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