Mr Commercial Floor Rep

Discussion in 'TFP Support and Feedback' started by Jon Scanlan, Nov 15, 2017.

  1. Jim McClain

    Jim McClain Owner/Founder Administrator

    You are one funny dude, Chuck. I'm loving this whole idea. Just don't eat all the samiches - save some for me.
     
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  2. That is entirely at the current owner's discretion. All penalties and fees associated with said "trade-in" will be the sole responsibility of the current owner and are not subject to being shared by the rest of the group. Any warranty issues by the current owner for either "old" or "new" models are also the sole responsibility of the owner. However, for any subsequent damage to the group or its "good vibe" due to a lack of care by the owner a penalty will be assessed to the owner in the form of a financial penalty or a suitable punishment as voted on by no less than 3 members of an appointed committee. This punishment may consist of, but is not limited to the following:

    1). An over the head atomic wedgie.
    2). Having sliced dill pickles thrown at you from 20 paces by a hairy midget wearing a Borat type thong.
    3). Riding three laps around the island on a bicycle with sharks tooth knee kicker teeth mounted to the seat post instead of a normal seat.
    4). Eating a fried bologna sandwich with jalapenos immediately followed by a nice beer mug full of extra strong laxative.
    5). Having signs that read "I'm an ass hat" stapled to your chest with a pad tacker. (An electric tacker may be substituted at the committee's discretion.)
    6). Being forced to walk shoeless across a bed of architectural tack strip.
    7). Being used as extra weight by being forcibly made to sit atop Mike Antonetti's orbital floor grinder while he's grinding really, really rough concrete.

    In the case of severe damages, the committee has the ability to assign multiple penalties.

    As you may be able to tell, I get a bit silly at the end of a long week. Hopefully I made somebody smile to start their weekend!
     
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  3. Chris 45

    Chris 45 Director of P.R. on some deserted island. I Support TFP

    Best laugh I’ve had all week.
     
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  4. Mark Brown

    Mark Brown On The Surface Flooring I Support TFP


    Ya... your not a flooring rep at all :)
     
  5. Jon Scanlan

    Jon Scanlan That Kiwi Charter Member I Support TFP Senior Member

    Yeah we have bowling alleys here
    We have just about got everything here except Mr. Trump :D
    Looks like I will have to find a bigger island for all you guys But islands are getting harder for overseas investors to buy. Just think our dollar is about 70 odd cents to your dollar so your money will go further here
     
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  6. Jon Scanlan

    Jon Scanlan That Kiwi Charter Member I Support TFP Senior Member

    We even have some of the American cars here
    Went to a Rock and Roll do last night and these cars were there
     

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  7. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Administwative Asst. Charter Member I Support TFP Senior Member

    We call those "land yachts", good examples of the 60's excess.
     
  8. Mike Antonetti

    Mike Antonetti I Support TFP Senior Member

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  9. Jon Scanlan

    Jon Scanlan That Kiwi Charter Member I Support TFP Senior Member

    See us Kiwis are clever how we can get around the law ;):D
     
  10. Steve Olson

    Steve Olson Hardwood/Laminate Guru Charter Member Senior Member

    You got me with Daily Fishiing Charters. My local lake has been kicking some real beauties, guess there was a silver lining to our drought. Here's just a couple of the rainbow trout I've been lucky enough to catch this year.
     

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  11. Dips on first mate!!!
     
  12. Jon Scanlan

    Jon Scanlan That Kiwi Charter Member I Support TFP Senior Member

  13. Jim McClain

    Jim McClain Owner/Founder Administrator

    Hmmm... you mean "dibs" right? :hmmm:
     
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  14. Jon Scanlan

    Jon Scanlan That Kiwi Charter Member I Support TFP Senior Member

  15. Guys, sorry I've been a bit scarce lately. I got put on a special project in the company and I've just been swamped. I'm programming a database and working between our custom software, Microsoft Access, Sharepoint, and Excel to implement a bunch of new reporting tools for our reps and ownership. Very tedious and time consuming. I spent all day yesterday working on writing a query and formatting a single report. I've got about 20 more to do. o_O

    I keep an eye on all the new posts everyday and should I get a free moment I'll jump in. Just didn't want anybody thinking I went away or was ignoring anyone intentionally.
     
  16. Mike Antonetti

    Mike Antonetti I Support TFP Senior Member

    Or won lotto and bought the deserted island saying so long suckas!
     
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