I recieved my certificate of Smarts from none other than Selvalee Tucker himself in the mail the other day. I thought he was just kidding but by golly he wasn't. I'm gonna have to get a frame now. Now I'm a certified, bonified man of Smarts. Last week I couldn't even spell Smarts, and now I are one!!!! Let's see, um..., pie are square. Naw that ain't right. Pie are round. Cake are square. Oh man, it's workin' already!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've got a special award in mind for you as well, Selvalee. It'll take a little work though. Try to be patient.